Meghan Markle's Butt Ugly Christmas Visit Dress

Meghan Markle visited a home for retired actors this week. It was to be a festive visit, with holiday decorations and Christmas songs. So what, I wondered, was Meghan thinking wearing this dishwater plain, ill fitting, too tight, $2000 dress from the Brock Collection???
It didn't fit, it was tight enough to give Meghan a "muffin top" on her back. The seams were bursting, as was the zipper. And it was plain and boring! 



It was a horrible choice, one of the worst I have seen on her. I kept thinking about how nice Meghan would have looked if she wore an actual maternity dress, in festive colors, with a big sparkly brooch!! This dress is from Macy's and is 1/10th the price of her ugly, too tight dress! 


Pair them with these blue velvet shoes, and she has a great holiday outfit!! Yes, these are Manolos, and they are expensive, but she can get a lot of wear out of them and they would look fabulous with this! 
Add one of these festive brooches, and you have a Christmas outfit respectful of the season and the people she was visiting! 








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  1. Kate and LylaFebruary 1, 2019 at 7:07 AM

    Your fashion choices are spot on and Smirkles is quite possibly the worst dressed woman ever to wear high end designer clothes. Nouveau riche, no class, no style and the hide of an extra thick-skinned rhino.

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